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Date:February 10, 2013

WHY MEN AREN’T ALLOWED TO RUN ADVICE AND LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS Anonymous: Hi! I’m a lady aged 26 married with one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home. I drove for …

 
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other …

 
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Beggar:Give me food. Man: I’ll give U Vodka. Beggar: I don’t drink, Give me food. Man: I’ll give U cigarettes. Beggar: I don’t smoke. Man: I’ll take U to race. Beggar: I don’t gamble. Man: I’ll get U girl friend. Beggar: I love only my wife. Man: I’ll give U food, but first U have …

 
Date:February 9, 2013

A biker stops when he notice a young girl who’s about to jump off a bridge. He asks her: Do you mind giving me the final kiss before you jump? She quietly accepted and gave him one of the deepest lingering kisses he had ever had. When she finished, the biker said: Wow, this is …

 
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After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student, “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor, “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!” Student, “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give …

 
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IIIT STUDENTS Intelligence…….. iit , Aieee ,IIIT studnets kalisi boatlo godavari pi veltuntannaru. madyaloo oka devil vastundi devil says — u throw one object into this river , if i find the object then i will kill u ,, if i cant then i will allow u 2 iiit basar campus……. Aieee student ::::: eee …

 
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A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage …

 
Date:January 20, 2013

Oka ammai ki unknwN numbr nundi cl vasthundhi . . . . . boy:”do u have a bf.. ?? . . girl:”yes… but who are u.. ?? . . BOY:”nee annayya ne.. intiki ra nee pani chepta. . . . After few second once again unknown call . . . . boy:”do u have a …

 
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Real Heart Touching Story” . A Boy Sent The Most Expensive Bird That Could Speak 40 Languages As A Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend. Next Day He Asked About The Gift. Boy: Hows The Bird?? . . . . . . Girl: Hmmmm Very Tasty…!! 🙂

 
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Teacher..to a grade 2 student… who is the youngest member in ur family… Student : papa… Teacher…: beta youngest.. Sabse chota kaun hai… Student : papa… Teacher : How… U will laugh at this answer.. …student : because.. ….he still sleeps with mummy… 😛 —————————————————————- Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future …

 
Date:January 4, 2013

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THE BEST!! funny cute babies and kids bloopers collection! a MUST SEE!

 
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